A cop pulled me over and said, “Papers”
I said, “Scissors.” and drove off. After all, I had won.
After a night of partying with my buddies, we drive our way back home. Sure enough, a cop pulls us over. At the driver’s window he looks at us and says, “How high are you?”
My friend, who was driving, responds, “No officer, it is ‘Hi!, How are you?'”
After I pulled over to the kerb, the officer walks up to my window and says, “Any drugs, alcohol?”
I tell him, “No thanks officer, I’ve got everything.
While speeding down the highway, a cop drives up to me and says, “Pullover”
“No, it is a cardigan,” I reply, “but thanks for noticing.”