Cows in the field

Two cows are grazing in a field and one of them asks the other, “Have you heard about this mad cow disease? It has me worried hearing about all the symptoms”

The other cow looks up from chewing and says, “Yeah! I sure am glad that I am a penguin”

My own boss

I took a taxi home today and the driver said “I am really happy with my job. I work my own hours. I am my own boss. No one tells me what to do”

Then I said, “Turn Left”

Age doesn’t matter

“Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”


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