Forging Smiles

Locked out

If ever you misplaced your keys and are locked out, talk calmly to your lock. Because communication is key.

Thank you

I want to thank everyone who taught me the definition of many

It means a lot.

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don’t.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

Today, I combined all my old wrist watches to make a belt. I don’t recommend it though, it is a complete waist of time.

I used to have a successful origami business

And then it folded.