Locked out

If ever you misplaced your keys and are locked out, talk calmly to your lock. Because communication is key.

Thank you

I want to thank everyone who taught me the definition of many

It means a lot.

Engineers confuse holidays

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25


It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally

Kinds of people

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don’t.

Fearing the negative

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Old Mathematicians

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

Time to spare

Today, I combined all my old wrist watches to make a belt. I don’t recommend it though, it is a complete waist of time.

Origami Business

I used to have a successful origami business

And then it folded.

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