If ever you misplaced your keys and are locked out, talk calmly to your lock. Because communication is key.
I want to thank everyone who taught me the definition of many
It means a lot.
Engineers confuse holidays
Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally
Kinds of people
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don’t.
Fearing the negative
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Time to spare
Today, I combined all my old wrist watches to make a belt. I don’t recommend it though, it is a complete waist of time.
I used to have a successful origami business
And then it folded.