Piece of Mind

Before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare



Life is too short to remove USB safely.


Fraction of a second

A fraction of a second is defined as the time between the signal turning green and the honk from the car behind.



To write with broken pencil is pointless


Age doesn’t matter

“Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”


Chess playing pigeons

Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the pigeon would knock over the pieces, crap all over the board and strut around like a victor.

Inspired by Scott D. Weitzenhoffer

At the liquor store

People who help you find what you are looking for in a liquor store

should be called Spirit Guides

Learning Dad

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

Mark Twain

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