Before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
A fraction of a second is defined as the time between the signal turning green and the honk from the car behind.
To write with broken pencil is pointless
“Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the pigeon would knock over the pieces, crap all over the board and strut around like a victor.
People who help you find what you are looking for in a liquor store
should be called Spirit Guides
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.