My 8 year daughter: “Dad, what is the meaning of gays?”
Me: “You know how Mum and Dad love each other. Two men can love each other the same way”
She: “So, what’s ‘penetrating gays'”?
Me: “Er.. Can you read me the whole sentence?”
She: “She stared at him with a penetrating gaze”
Me: “Oh!”
– @ItsAndyRyan (Twitter)