A writer is walking down a beach when he sees an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and out comes a genie.
“Thank you for releasing me from my prison. I will grant you one wish. What is it that you want?”
The writer thinks for a moment and says, “I want my writings to bring out strong emotions in my readers. I want my readers to feel pain, anguish and sadness when they read what I have written.”
The Genie grants him his wish. The writer is now composing error messages for Microsoft.