At a bar in downtown Washington, the Pakistani PM enters and sees the US President and the Indian Prime Minister sitting at a table. They seem to be discussing seriously, even drawing on the napkins. Curious, the Pakistani PM approaches the table and pulls up a chair. “Hello! What are you guys discussing?”, he begins. The other two leaders look at each other and seem unsure. The Indian PM breaks the silence, “Well, we were discussing the bombing of three major Pakistani cities and also killing one bicycle repairman”.

A puzzled Pakistani PM asks, “What? A bicycle repairman, Why?”. The Indian PM turns to the US President and says, “See, I told you no one would care about the bombing”

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