One fine day, I stumbled upon an old lamp and when I rubbed it, out came a genie. Once the smoke had cleared, it asked me, “I can grant you one wish. You can choose between Infinite Wisdom, Infinite Money or Infinite Beauty. What will it be?”

I was quick to answer, “I’ll take Infinite Wisdom.”. “Granted”, the genie said and with a poof, disappeared. I sighed and with my infinite wisdom, I muttered, “Damn! I should have taken the money.”